Will Thrillz is back. He’s stronger, he’s wiser, he’s more talented. But he’s also broken.

Will suffered the devastating loss of his late great father and in the same breath suffered the breakup of his marriage.

But this is not why he’s broken. Will invested heavily in the Bitcoin boom of 2017 only to find that in fact when you try and cash in your Bitcoins for real money the bank has some hard questions.

Questions like “why are you wearing Ed Hardy?”, and “what do you reckon is more fun to step on, a thumb tack or a land-mine?”

Will was able to cash out his Bitcoins by playing the bank man his new mixtape ‘Will Thrillz Ultimate Party Mix 2004’, a thrash-funk salad he mixed during primal scream music therapy.

The mixtape reminded the bank-man of his ex-wife, a woman called Trish, who tragically lost her life accepting an Oscar on behalf of Laurence Fishburne for the 2005 cult hit entitled My Wife is a Cold Hearted Bitch Who Only Loves Bitcoins.

Audiences everywhere (including Mexico) are raving about ‘Will Thrillz Ultimate Party Mix 2004’, calling it “the greatest thing to happen to love since since Who Let The Dogs Out”.