This is a bit like you’re stuck at my flat in the early hours of the morning and we’re both drunk and we’re competing with the aux cable to see who’s got the saddest song. Except the only competition really happening is for who can get the drunkest. Except you’re not actually here. It’s just me. I win again.

1. Rob Carr – RNB II
2. Péloquin Sauvageau – Sterilization
3. David Bowie – Time Will Crawl (MM remix)
4. Jackie Leven – The Sexual Loneliness Of Jesus Christ
5. The The – This Is The Day
6. Jeanette – Leo
7. Brian Protheroe – Pinball
8. Nicole Willis & UMO Jazz Orchestra – Still Got a Way to Fall
9. El-P – Tuned Mass Damper
10. George Jackson – Aretha, Sing One For Me
11. Hedwig And The Angry Inch – Origin of Love
12. Scott Seskind – I Remember
13. Jock Scot – Domestic Bliss
14. Marvin Pontiac – Pancakes
15. Roshell Anderson – I’m Crackin Up
16. Vivien Goldman – Launderette
17. Robert Palmer – Woke Up Laughing
18. Joolz – Denise
19. Alice Donut – Lisa’s Father
20. Thee Headcoats – The Day I Beat My Father Up
21. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds – Albert Goes West
22. Annette Peacock – I’m the One